crazy thoughts

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Can you cry under water?
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If the POLICE breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
Can you slam a revolving door?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
What shape is the sky?

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