Here are top reasons that computers must be a female; 14) No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
13) The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
12) Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
11) As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories. 10) They’re oh so picky, picky, picky.
9) They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
Beauty is only shell deep.
7) When you ask them what’s wrong, they always say ‘nothing’.
6) They can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
5) They are always turning simple statements into big productions.
4) Small talk is important.
3) You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.
2) They make you take the garbage out.
1) Miss a period and they go wild.