I have come up with a great new way to propose, without getting brickbats from the girl in question!Send this letter given below at first and if she accepts,it is well and good..Three cheers for you.If she sends you an explosive reply letter,send her part two of the letter and escape with your life, needless to say,with your head held high and with dignity!!!Howzatt??

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Read the full letter and scroll down at the last for conclusion,,,

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To Miss............ (A love letter)

The first day I met you, you smiled,

and I was not able to understand the importance

like an idiot. You always look to me as a

good honest girl and I hope my love is not an

object of contempt. It is true I always said

that I will remain a Bachelor, that is before

I loved you. That idea was just

spoken in a fit of optimism; It was

rubbish after seeing you. I regretted

the days I did not speak to you or when not

seeing your pulverising beauty. If I proposed

I have a big doubt whether

you would accept. A negative reply should not

come from your cherry pink lips, and so

make my life miserable. To die

without expressing my love for you

would be preferable to that. Correspondence

are the only source of comfort for me knowing it

is a sheer waste of time with you. If you write to me

I shall be happy, but if you do not communicate

I shall be miserable and gloomy, for your letters

are a source of pleasure and failure to get them

always make me feel like committing suicide.

With love and kisses,

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Reach down for Twist

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It is always said, that to get an inner meaning, we

have to read in between lines. It is not so in

this case. Read ALTERNATE LINES, starting from "The

first day......"