1.Any similarity between you and a human is purely

coincidental!

2.Are you always so stupid or is today a special

occasion?

3.As an outsider, what do you thi

nk of the human race?

4.I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I

improve your

looks?

5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It

isn't as ugly as

your face!

6.Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case

they're nothing

7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like

you.

9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from

home?

10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!

11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to

spreading ignorance?

13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something

intelligent!

14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing

from them.

17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to

wind it up this

morning.

18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!

19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad

shape the world

is in.

20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar

territory.

21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's

handsome.

22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny,

it's a miracle!

23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

24. He is living proof that man can live without a

brain!

25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the

last one to know.

26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a

blueprint to build

an idiot.

27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed

at night!

28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage

open?

29. How much refund do you expect on your head now

that it's empty.

30. How would you like to feel the way you look?

31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where will

you be in the

next 10 years?

33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's

just as ugly.

34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are,

I'm sure everyone

will agree with me.

35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it

really works.

36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I

take all the

credit?

37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please

don't help me!

38. I don't even like the people you're trying to

imitate, if you are

at all.

39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a

relapse?

40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to

take the blame!

41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody

could be!

42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay

admission!

43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think

that's very typical of you.